I was pissed off twice today.

I was pissed off twice today:

Incident number one.

I was at ENS (Electrical Engineering Dungeon) working on my resumé in the computer lab. After I was satisfied with a rough draft, I printed it out. I walked over to the printer to grab it, and by the time I walked back to my computer, there was a goofy-ass Asian engineer sitting there. He already logged me out and moved all my stuff aside. Then he looks at me and in that annoying FOB accent he asks, "Can I help you with something?"

Okay, who does that? Seriously, I was working on something, and this asshole decides he couldn't wait for me to finish my work. Logs me out, and touches my stuff.

I was so pissed off. So I ripped his glasses off his head and threw it across the room. Then I grabbed his greasy head, smashed it through the LCD monitor and took his Microelectronic Circuits book and beat him repeatedly with it. After I was sure he was dead, I peed on him, and told him he sucked and walked out.

Incident number two.

I was standing at Dean Keaton and Speedway waiting for the West Campus bus and listening to some Kanye West on the iPod. All of a sudden, I feel this tap on my shoulder. I turned and looked and this was this blond chick who just stared at me. I took off my headphones, and I said, "Sup, bitch?" To which she replied, "Yeah, excuse me, you're in my way."

Okay, the sidewalk is at LEAST two yards wide. I was standing close to one end, she could have easily walked around me.

I was so pissed off. So I belted her in the stomach, and kneed her in the head as she was bent over. Then I straddled her and threw some 'bows at her head UFC style. Needless to say, she bled profusely. I peed on her, told her she sucked, jumped on the West Campus bus and went home.