To redeem the filth of the last post, here is a picture of a girl with huge cans.
Feel free to ignore her face as it's not that great. But even as an ass man myself, I can't help but appreciate the beauty that is a handful of sideboob spilling over. My cup runneth over.
EDIT: as not to overshadow Andrew's post again, here are some more pictures of hot girls, Gossip Girl style
Serena reclaims the top spot as far as I'm concerned. Ass is looking just too good. I'm surprised at how good Vanessa looks. I attribute it to her genius decision to not wear a bra. Ladies, take note.
Balance
NO HOMO
WTF, Nike bowed to pressure by the gays and is removing their Hyperdunk campaign ads in order to 'underline our ongoing commitment to supporting diversity in sport and the workplace' (link)
I think you'd have to be a fudgepacker to think that ad is gay in any way. The first time I saw it, I thought it was hilarious and chalked it up to another solid piece of work by W+K. I mean, is there anybody that watches basketball at all that will view this as homophobic? Getting dunked on, aka 'poster-ized', is an incredibly embarassing experience. That is what the whole campaign is about and it extends to this ad.
I feel like buying an extra pair of Nikes just to spite the gays. This is the cancer that's killing America. Just because a bunch of fags have too much cock on the brain does not mean everything is homophobic. I'm sure any gay person that plays/watches basketball and understands the sport beyond looking for jerk-off material will not find this ad gay. Nike should be ashamed of themselves for bowing to this type of pressure.
No homo on this entire post.
This is what we call a Stan.
Oxymoron.
According to Mel, if this dude was in China, he might as well be Obama.
Anyways:
Hot, huh?
YOU PERVERT SHES ONLY FIFTEEN SHE DOESNT WANT TO KNOW WANT TO PLAY JUST THE TIP OR DOES SHE SHE LOOKS READY WELL SHES NOT YOU SICK FUCK GOD DAMN IT BUT JUST LOOK AT HER SHE HAS SPONGEBOB PANTIES WHATS WRONG WITH THE KIDS THESE DAYS THEY JUST WANNA HAVE FUN MAN NO YOU FUCK THATS WRONG LIKE YOU DONT WOULDNT WANT TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT FLUFFY PILLOW FIGHT GETTING SMOTHERED WITH ALL THE YOUNG TANNED BEAUTIES DISCOVERING THEMSELVES NO NO NO I DONT YOU SURE YES YOU ARE A FAG GOD DAMN IT FINE MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT
im exhausted yo.
if there is a god...
...he will name oklahoma's new nba team, the oklahoma city WIND.
hahaha
for the record, all six potential names blow. you choose: barons, energy (sounds like a wnba team, though i guess that's nothing to laugh about after the Palace Brawl part deux), bison, "marshalls," thunder, or wind (outside of your regular fart jokes, it also sounds wnba-ish).
haha just kidding i laughed for a straight week after reading about this "brawl."
Batman = Bush
Duh. Assuming you haven't read this, an Op-Ed from the WSJ:
What Bush and Batman Have in Common
By ANDREW KLAVAN
July 25, 2008; Page A15
A cry for help goes out from a city beleaguered by violence and fear: A beam of light flashed into the night sky, the dark symbol of a bat projected onto the surface of the racing clouds . . .
Oh, wait a minute. That's not a bat, actually. In fact, when you trace the outline with your finger, it looks kind of like . . . a "W." (Justin's note: LOL)
There seems to me no question that the Batman film "The Dark Knight," currently breaking every box office record in history, is at some level a paean of praise to the fortitude and moral courage that has been shown by George W. Bush in this time of terror and war. Like W, Batman is vilified and despised for confronting terrorists in the only terms they understand. Like W, Batman sometimes has to push the boundaries of civil rights to deal with an emergency, certain that he will re-establish those boundaries when the emergency is past.
And like W, Batman understands that there is no moral equivalence between a free society -- in which people sometimes make the wrong choices -- and a criminal sect bent on destruction. The former must be cherished even in its moments of folly; the latter must be hounded to the gates of Hell.
"The Dark Knight," then, is a conservative movie about the war on terror. And like another such film, last year's "300," "The Dark Knight" is making a fortune depicting the values and necessities that the Bush administration cannot seem to articulate for beans.
Conversely, time after time, left-wing films about the war on terror -- films like "In The Valley of Elah," "Rendition" and "Redacted" -- which preach moral equivalence and advocate surrender, that disrespect the military and their mission, that seem unable to distinguish the difference between America and Islamo-fascism, have bombed more spectacularly than Operation Shock and Awe.
Why is it then that left-wingers feel free to make their films direct and realistic, whereas Hollywood conservatives have to put on a mask in order to speak what they know to be the truth? Why is it, indeed, that the conservative values that power our defense -- values like morality, faith, self-sacrifice and the nobility of fighting for the right -- only appear in fantasy or comic-inspired films like "300," "Lord of the Rings," "Narnia," "Spiderman 3" and now "The Dark Knight"?
The moment filmmakers take on the problem of Islamic terrorism in realistic films, suddenly those values vanish. The good guys become indistinguishable from the bad guys, and we end up denigrating the very heroes who defend us. Why should this be?
The answers to these questions seem to me to be embedded in the story of "The Dark Knight" itself: Doing what's right is hard, and speaking the truth is dangerous. Many have been abhorred for it, some killed, one crucified.
Leftists frequently complain that right-wing morality is simplistic. Morality is relative, they say; nuanced, complex. They're wrong, of course, even on their own terms.
Left and right, all Americans know that freedom is better than slavery, that love is better than hate, kindness better than cruelty, tolerance better than bigotry. We don't always know how we know these things, and yet mysteriously we know them nonetheless.
The true complexity arises when we must defend these values in a world that does not universally embrace them -- when we reach the place where we must be intolerant in order to defend tolerance, or unkind in order to defend kindness, or hateful in order to defend what we love.
When heroes arise who take those difficult duties on themselves, it is tempting for the rest of us to turn our backs on them, to vilify them in order to protect our own appearance of righteousness. We prosecute and execrate the violent soldier or the cruel interrogator in order to parade ourselves as paragons of the peaceful values they preserve. As Gary Oldman's Commissioner Gordon says of the hated and hunted Batman, "He has to run away -- because we have to chase him."
That's real moral complexity. And when our artistic community is ready to show that sometimes men must kill in order to preserve life; that sometimes they must violate their values in order to maintain those values; and that while movie stars may strut in the bright light of our adulation for pretending to be heroes, true heroes often must slink in the shadows, slump-shouldered and despised -- then and only then will we be able to pay President Bush his due and make good and true films about the war on terror.
Perhaps that's when Hollywood conservatives will be able to take off their masks and speak plainly in the light of day.
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Now, the utter stupidity of this comparison is obvious. Hopefully people who read this site got an immediate 'wait... wtf?!' without me explaining it. But here it goes anyways, some SPOILERS:
- Batman is a vigilante superhero operating outside of the jurisdiction of the law; Bush is a publicly elected official sworn to uphold the laws of this country
- There's a reason why Harvey Dent's public image needed to be kept up despite him FAILING BY BECOMING A VIGILANTE. People need to place their hope and trust in a person that solves problems within the structure of the law. Was this not the point of the movie?
- The writer of this piece is exactly like the man on the civilian boat so ready to blow up the criminals. It should've been obvious someone so convinced of their moral superiority will be unable to see the movie's complexities.
- As Batman knew how to recognize evil so has President Bush. As Batman threw all his available resources against the Joker so has President Bush used all the available resources of the United Staes against Islamo-facism. And despite the fact that Batman and President Bush are both vilified as evil they both are true heroes. Indeed President Bush may well deserve to be remembered in history as the "Dark Knight". - Stanley Wisniewski (jew)
- I agree with this commentary. This country is certainly not the America I knew as a teenager.
Today, teenagers denigrate God, disrespect our country and flag, and eschew our traditional values in lieu of European hedonism. (what kind of old man still talks about Europe like that?)
So, yes, President Bush, like Batman is reviled by misguided pseudo-compassionates. Who cares? The Iraqis appreciate the efforts our men and women have made there. And, they recognize that the one person in the entire world who backed them up since Day One, was George W. Bush. - Roger Cotton - Awesome. Shout it from the mountain top and publish it throughout the land because W, God bless him, just can seem to do it for himself. - Mike Falatko
Nigo is a huge nerd
Nigo has one of the largest Star Wars collections in the world. I'm sure Andrew thinks it's totally awesome or something to that effect. But honestly, it's just really nerdy. Star Wars is not that cool.
Yeah, I said it.
You can watch another video on Pharrell's diamonds and gold carabiners and iPhone at my Tumblr.
DJ Khaled Holds Kanye Hostage
A New Hero
Paradorn Srichaphan w/ wife Natalie Glebova
I found out about this dude via a kind-of-funny-but-not-really-that-funny article called 'Why I Hate Michael Chang'. You'll probably click the link cause of the title, but its just the author bashing Michael Chang cause Chang wasn't tall. And also cause white people assumed they were related. Like they always do.
Anyways, the guy above is Paradorn Srichaphan, some decently big time tennis player from Thailand. Much, much more important is the fact that he managed to land the former Miss Universe.
Round of applause, please. I can wait.
Obviously I share nothing in common with this man besides vague stereotypes. He's large and athletic and I am obviously not. BUT even though this guy proves Enoch can land hot white girls (shout out to Melissa!) more than anything about me, I'll consider this a small slice of justice in the world.
Note: What if only justice was always served in the form of Miss Universes? Of any race, of course. Anything else would be racist.
Movie Review: Dark Knight
Shit, I'll just throw it out there... Awesome.
Andrew, I don't know if China has the movie, but you need to watch it. I won't spoil anything except for that fact that Edison Chen's cameo is such a let down. I thought he was really going to do something, but he doesn't. He's in the movie for about... 10 seconds. He says something to Morgan Freeman, turns around, and that's the end. You don't even get to see his full face or anything.
Very well done.
Great moments in viral marketing: Gary Busey for GotVMail
So good. So so good.
Picked this up from John Mayer's Honeyee blog (massive no homo).
Gary Busey is asked to give his thoughts and insights on business and life through 40 youtube videos. Here are some of my favorites, although I might end up just posting them all:
Hiring Busey harkens back to the good ol' pre-2000 days where top of the line bullshitters got millions in VC money for non-existent ideas.
Yet another broad Jason didn't tell us about.
Jason, notorious hater that he is, has once again decided to hold out on us. I found this girl on the Nike Sportswear website of all places. Her name is Son Dam Bi and she has really really long legs. Which I really really like.
She also knows how to shake her ass. Ladies, if you're taking notice, ass-shaking is a great asset and skill to have. However, the requirement of actually having an ass works against many girls.
Sadly this girl has to compete with the reigning queen. Hyori has a new music video out channeling '50s Americana (back when women knew their place!) and the Pussycat Dolls. Notice the 'Hyorish' backdrop. Is that a satirical statement on the behavior and values the Pussycat Dolls are selling?! Obviously she is as smart as she is hot. Or just really adept at Engrish.
Two points:
1) Pencil skirt teacher look: Super hot
2) She looks like she slimmed down, maybe a bit too much. I like some ass on my women, if you hadn't caught on by now.
I totally just killed Andrew's post cause nobody wants to look at a bunch of ugly over-grown freaks of nature.
international playyyyyaz
gonna catch yao, yi, and the rest of the "not gonna medal at the olympics" chinese national team today in hangzhou playing for the stankovic cup (round robin format; i'm seeing russia vs. angola, and china vs. serbia). couldn't miss this chance to see the team tune-up before they try to pull off the impossible at the olympics.
participating teams:
-russia - with trailblazer viktor khryapa and ivan drago look-alike ak47; but then again, which russians don't look like drago.
(if you haven't heard this before, ak's wife allows him to cheat on her once a year, with no ramifications. sounds awesome...but yeah, good luck with that one.)
-angola - starring...kevin bacon? but hey, they've won 8 of the last 9 FIBA africa championships!
(enoch knows what i'm talkin about haha)
-serbia - the formerly great basketball nation (under the name yugoslavia, and then serbia and montenegro) with nenad krstić and darko miličić (sorry dwyane, but actually darko's the first of your draft class to win a championship), and a whole slew of players with a bunch of funny lines over the top of the letters of their names. yay? they could really use the likes of peja stojakovic and marko jaric (how is he engaged to adriana lima???), and maybe bring back vlade divac, toni kukoc, and dino radja (anyone remember dino? anyone?)
yeah...this guy is with her:
(really, just an excuse to post a picture of her)
supposedly angola and serbia are some of the "best" teams from their respective areas, having won regional tournaments and such. what does that actually mean? i'll let you create your own metaphor here, cause there could be at least 693 different ones that would be fitting here.
...though i can't pass up an easy cheap shot here. that's like being the best player on the 2008 miami heat. oh snappppp (oh they have a recent championship?...*sadface*).
though the biggest reason i'm there? i flipped on the tv a few weeks back and started watching the chinese team play, and what do you know, who is that goofy looking motherfucker who, as his first act of the game, had his lazy inbounds pass (right after the other team scored) stolen away by the opponent?
none other than WANG ZHIZHI.
(that is the look of SUCCESS. after a three pointer, of course.)
i'm definitely there to see my boy wang light it up with the one and only facet to his game: the tall man three pointer. i'm glad to see him back in action (there was always mad pandemonium in the Lo household when he would check in for the mavs for his two or less minutes of trash time). china decided they needed all the help they could get and forgave him for his defiance of the government (after he apologized) when he refused to return to china to play ball way back when he was a MAV (represent) and too busy getting strung out with strippers and midgets in some motel outside of LA during the offseason (or at least that's how it played out in the minds of the Lo brothers).
some surprising facts i didn't know about wang (via wiki...i know, i know):
- he was offered a scholarship by john thompson to go to georgetown.
- he has 7 championships playing for the bayi rockets (including 6 straight before heading to the nba) in the chinese basketball association, and has been named mvp as well. really, i dont know what that means either.
- he has been a slam dunk champion in the CBA dunk contest. slim pickins over here, i guess. gotta find some video of that contest...
anyhow, last time i saw the chinese national team was a few years back in frisco (then coached by "now-departed-partially-because-of-avery-johnson" del harris), playing the mavs summer league team, and literally the entire asian population of plano was there (whether or not they were actually basketball fans is questionable), mostly with the intent to see mainland hero yao ming. yao ended up not showing up at the last moment to rest his hurt big toe (not even bothering to making an appearance...fucker), and for a day, the entire asian population of north texas was completely devastated.
if i remember correctly, the game was not even close (mavs having j-ho, marquis daniels, maybe devin harris, and a now departed gheorghe muresan wannabe (without "my giant" costar billy crystal, of course) named pavel podkolzin), what with the chinese team still getting used to a 24 second shot clock (seriously, the phrase "kuai4 tou2 qiu2" ("quickly shoot the ball" in chinese) was repeated about a zillion times), and there just being general mass confusion on what basketball actually is.
the point is, and i'm sure it's happened, i hope the team has improved their basketball skilllllzzzz and iq since then. they'll have yao and yi and sun yue (magic johnson, part II...lol) and the rest, and i do in fact wish them the best in the coming olympics, but even with home country advantage, now is probably not their time (unless they get calls of "dwyane wade two on one action with joey crawford and bennett salvatore" proportions. hey, it's happened before...).
let's hope for the best. we gotta be good at something other than ping pong and badminton (and apparently women's team volleyball), dammit.
a review of the games coming after the weekend.
Recommendations
So Sam asked me if I could recommend him a nice watch. I don't know anything about watches besides G-Shocks and the Jacob. But I should have known Ed Hardy would provide everything Sam needs and more. Much more. They are already the purveyors of fashion-forward clothing fashions for all the fashion loving rock and rollers across the country.
Here are the best ones I found:
As you can see, this one has an eagle in it. Not many things are cooler than an eagle. The eagle is all that is American. And so is Ed Hardy. Ed Hardy IS America.
Also, please note the super hip and fashionable leather bracelet. It's like two in one. Can you just imagine: you're at the bar looking fly (like an eagle) ordering your brew of choice: Michelob Light (gotta watch the carbs, bro) and as you reach out to pay, a hot slut with tits gushes "OMG NICE BRACELET!!!"
To which, you say, "IMPRESSED BITCH?! prepared to change your panties, sweetheart, cause THIS IS A WATCH TOO!!! AN ED HARDY WATCH!!! WITH AN EAGLE ON IT!!!"
Slut with tits predictably starts to orgasm and collapses in a puddle of sweat and ecstasy. Another bitch slayed. Thanks Ed Hardy.
Option Two:
I also think this one is a viable option because Sam is Chinese. That tiger looks pretty Chinese to me. The brohams love the chinese bitches, whether theyre japanese or just asian. Cause their pussies are sideways. Just like their eyes. DUH. Also because their low self esteem causes them to seek self-worth only found in the white ALPHA DAWG.
This watch will help Sam fit in with the brohams at work a little better. It's more conventional as it is not fashion-forward enough to be considered something besides a watch like the super fashion-forward eagle bracelet/watch above.
Stealth wealth. The brohams at work generally don't like no chinaman stealing their thunder. Stay in your place!!!
Please notice that this beautiful timepiece is called Kool Steel. What is kooler than spelling kool with a 'k'? Nothing. Not even the eagle above. This is in fact beyond kool. It is a bonafide klassic.
I hope my recommendations help you, Sam. If Ed Hardy doesn't make it, it's not worth buying. That's my motto when it comes to fashion, fun and life in general.
Life is hard without the Hardy.
Addendum:
The customers don't lie! Ed Hardy 4 Lyfe!!!
Great product even with a horrible fit! Who else but Ed?
Remember: Life is hard with the Hardy
Satire
This will be the latest New Yorker cover. It is supposed to be satire. However, knowing the racist nature of all people, namely white people, this ends up being the type of shit that made Dave Chappelle quit.
sorry frankie muniz...
...but your team sucks again. you know, i was actually looking forward to seeing what the davis/brand pairing would have been like (since apparently it was soooooo obvious brand was staying in la). but now that both maggette and brand are gone, with davis and kaman the exceptions, boy is that team scrub-tacular.
i don't blame elton for leaving. i'm sure he liked the city just fine, and him and the terrorist would have made a disgustingly good pair. it's obvious he didn't leave for the money (edit: nm...apparently the clips offered him $20 mil less in a "take or leave it" deal. even though he missed almost all of last season, that sounds pretty stingy considering brand is an all-star and a longstanding cornerstone and fan-favorite of the "other" LA team). i'm sure he looked at the list of teams in the west, compared it with the east, said "fuck dat," packed his bags, and left. whoops!
sorry clipper fans, if last season wasn't sign enough, welcome back to the dredges of mediocrity, and even worse, no playoff hopes. ahhh, everything is back to normal in clipper land.
this is the only championship (to go along with your big donut of league, conference, and division titles) you'll be having for a while:
i guess it's still early in the offseason, but still...
lawlawlawlawlawlawlawlawzzzzzzzzz.
(and the answer is yes, white people, you can right click and use that picture of the only white man to ever win the dunk contest, apparently "doin his thing," as your desktop wallpaper.)
lol.
btw, what is frankie muniz doing nowadays?
Disney songs are bomb
Watch this until the 1:01 mark. Does that even count as a falsetto??!
So I finally decided to find a part time job after quitting Mikado. My first shift was last week, and I got paid $19/7 hours as a server. No, not my hourly wage. My glorious (shared) tips! I was so pissed I went out that night to forget about this atrocity. But my pay bought barely one round of drinks. Re-fucking-tarded. Pretty sure everyone on the blog is out there making the big money, so I thought if girly boys don't make you giggle, this would.
Award for Shittiest Radio Hit goes to...
Some hilarious YouTube comments:
I even commented myself:
THIS NIGGA BE SICK
That escalated really quickly!
Ok, so I'm back in HK thanks to my father's awesome foresight to get me travel insurance. If you don't got it, GET IT! It started Friday morning, I started getting stomach pains and a fever. After a couple of shits it didn't get any better so I went to sleep it off. Didn't work, ended up going to the 'best hospital in Kunshan'. Just to give you an idea of what the best means, its DJ Khaled. No, for real, it didn't have soap. NO SOAP IN A HOSPITAL. I asked the nurse and that bitch just said sorry, it's a little bit crude here. The docs over there said I might have appendicitis, to which I was like oh fuck no I'm not getting surgery over here. Plus they be sticking me with these ancient-technique IVs and shit which hurt so bad.
But then my mom calls me and says thank god the insurance company (holla at IMG!) will send a doc over. He was this cracka ass cracka with a pony tail and shit. He lives in Shanghai and travels nonstop evacuating people out of shitty parts of the world back to more civilized places like HK or the US. We got stuck in traffic and almost missed our flight but we got through it cause I got to use a wheelchair. Note to everybody: fake sick to get a wheelchair, it gets you through all the lines. Plus a lot of times you don't really need to be that sick.
So we got back to HK to see this goofy ass nonchalant motherfucker thats supposedly a top surgeon or whatever cause I thought I was gonna have to get cut up. But then he was like you ain't vomiting and you got a big ass grin on your face (I was just happy to leave China). So he ruled out appendicitis for now. I've been in a hospital bed shitting green water dragging around a big fucking IV for a while now.
I also can't eat anything and can only drink a little bit of water. But I can't be mad, at least I'm back in HK. Shout out to the guy that took care of me in China too, he went way out of his way and he has to fucking stay in that place. I'm gonna send him a pair of China Hyperdunks when they drop.
Holla at your boy!
PS: wifi is niiiiice here at this hospital. Obviously this is the most expensive hospital in HK.
Matty Ice for Heisman!
Okay, I'll give you Reggie Bush. He won the Heisman. Jared Zabransky beat OU in the Fiesta Bowl. But Matt Ryan??? WTF?
Gentlemen and Gentlemen, the cover for NCAA 09*:
Add this money to the $72 million Arthur Blank and the Falcons are throwing at him. This makes him higher paid than... hmm... every single QB in the NFL.
...and somewhere Jason is pre-ordering this game.
DJC'ers, what do y'all think??
*Note: This cover is only for the PS3 version. For the XBox 360 version, it's Darren McFadden. Since no one really has the PS3, this only makes sense for the Matt Ryan cover.
happy independence day, from communists
it's the 4th already in china, and i'm feeling patriotic. this is djc's first independence day...and there's only one way to celebrate...
with a full transcript of president whitmore's speech, just before going into battle:
"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
'Mankind.'
That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist.
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
feel free to applaud and feel american in the comfort of your own home. after all, america did find out how to stop the aliens and save the world. wait, this actually happened right?
my blogger brethren, feel free to add to this post.
enjoy the weekend, eat some hot dogs, be all that you can be, and all that other good stuff blah blah blah...happy fourth of july, england!
This is a good media buy.
A media buyer laughs in the face of jesus. But honestly, who wouldn't?
I got accepted in the media program last semester so I guess this is the type of shit I'll be learning for the next year. Sadly, it involves a lot more numbers than pure what-will-make-ppl-LOL feel. But this is just funny. I'm going to try to mock and intimidate religious centers anytime I can. Especially when it's a Jew-funded product. Those crafty fuckers.
JASONS NEW NICKNAME: K-TOWN!!!!
ROLE MODEL TO KUHREEUNS EVERYWHERE, BEN BALLER IS NOW STRAIGHT STUNTIN' ON YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGAS11!!!!
PEEP GAME:
YEA NIGGA THEMS BE REAL DIAMONDS IN A DIAMOND LOCKBOX UP IN THAT BITCH!!! FLY AS SHIT NIGGA!!! JASON WHERE YOUR DIAMOND LOCKBOX BE?!?!?!
NOT AROUND YOUR NECK MOTHERFUCKER!!!
ok damn typing in all caps is tough. especially when you go old school like me and not use the caps lock. you guys ever do that? -when you type one sentence in all caps but you dont really know youre gonna use all caps for a lot of sentences so you dont press caps lock but you end up writing a bunch of sentences LIKE THIS. i think its a tool for emphasis, prof taught it in RHE306 or something like that.
for real though, ben baller is one of my favorite characters. i mean, hes krn (somehow due to recent events this has turned into a +1, the world is shocked i know), rockin the mr. clean just like my other krn homie (+10), rocking the grossest asian stache last seen on big lo (-8 but in a good way), and he walks around with a bunch of loose diamonds in a diamond covered lockbox (+a bzillion and two big booty brazilian bitches). not to mention he owns a lrg denim jumpsuit (+infiniti and hyori cooking me some bulgolgi after she be done swallowing my babies AY BAY BAY!!):
ill take any excuse to post that again
also in keeping with the krn-ness here is some hyori pictures ive stumbled across:
id pay at least $5 to lick the sweat off her inner thigh. i bet it tastes like strawberry honey. dont front like you wouldnt either. i know sam would!
so anyways thats my tribute to korea's best son and daughter. i think ive exhausted my knowledge about korea in this one post.
wait not yet, one more tangent:
so one of the funniest experiences was walking through the Korea War Memorial. cause its like the most embarrassing thing EVER. korea has been getting raped left and right for a couple millenia. they've pretty much never won shit. they only got independence in the past 40 years thanks to China and the US (North and South, respectively). this explains their tendency to throw down over the most insignificant nonsense. herng called them the france of asia. which is only kinda right. france just surrendered, i think the koreans tried to put up a fight (you know they like to fight), but got owned anyways. i'm not sure which is worse.
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