THIS NIGGA BE SICK

That escalated really quickly!

Ok, so I'm back in HK thanks to my father's awesome foresight to get me travel insurance. If you don't got it, GET IT! It started Friday morning, I started getting stomach pains and a fever. After a couple of shits it didn't get any better so I went to sleep it off. Didn't work, ended up going to the 'best hospital in Kunshan'. Just to give you an idea of what the best means, its DJ Khaled. No, for real, it didn't have soap. NO SOAP IN A HOSPITAL. I asked the nurse and that bitch just said sorry, it's a little bit crude here. The docs over there said I might have appendicitis, to which I was like oh fuck no I'm not getting surgery over here. Plus they be sticking me with these ancient-technique IVs and shit which hurt so bad.

But then my mom calls me and says thank god the insurance company (holla at IMG!) will send a doc over. He was this cracka ass cracka with a pony tail and shit. He lives in Shanghai and travels nonstop evacuating people out of shitty parts of the world back to more civilized places like HK or the US. We got stuck in traffic and almost missed our flight but we got through it cause I got to use a wheelchair. Note to everybody: fake sick to get a wheelchair, it gets you through all the lines. Plus a lot of times you don't really need to be that sick.

So we got back to HK to see this goofy ass nonchalant motherfucker thats supposedly a top surgeon or whatever cause I thought I was gonna have to get cut up. But then he was like you ain't vomiting and you got a big ass grin on your face (I was just happy to leave China). So he ruled out appendicitis for now. I've been in a hospital bed shitting green water dragging around a big fucking IV for a while now.

I also can't eat anything and can only drink a little bit of water. But I can't be mad, at least I'm back in HK. Shout out to the guy that took care of me in China too, he went way out of his way and he has to fucking stay in that place. I'm gonna send him a pair of China Hyperdunks when they drop.

Holla at your boy!

PS: wifi is niiiiice here at this hospital. Obviously this is the most expensive hospital in HK.