Obviously the Chinese are abso-fucking-lutely not playing when it comes to shuttin' some dissenting niggas down. Just ask a Tibetan!
Using Segways, however?!?!?! That's just too awesome. I can just imagine, some poor schmuck is sitting in his car just reading his smuggled New York Times (they block that shit over here, FUCK YOU GREAT FIREWALL!!!), and these all black, teflond-out niggas come rolling in (kinda slowly) with guns drawn! LIKE WTF, right?!
Honestly, they're probably just giving props to the homie Jackie Chan, Segway salesman extraordinaire:
AS IF JUNTAO STOOD A CHANCE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!
NIGGA I AIN'T PLAYIN!!!!
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