JASONS NEW NICKNAME: K-TOWN!!!!

ROLE MODEL TO KUHREEUNS EVERYWHERE, BEN BALLER IS NOW STRAIGHT STUNTIN' ON YOU FAGGOT ASS NIGGAS11!!!!

PEEP GAME:

YEA NIGGA THEMS BE REAL DIAMONDS IN A DIAMOND LOCKBOX UP IN THAT BITCH!!! FLY AS SHIT NIGGA!!! JASON WHERE YOUR DIAMOND LOCKBOX BE?!?!?!

NOT AROUND YOUR NECK MOTHERFUCKER!!!

ok damn typing in all caps is tough. especially when you go old school like me and not use the caps lock. you guys ever do that? -when you type one sentence in all caps but you dont really know youre gonna use all caps for a lot of sentences so you dont press caps lock but you end up writing a bunch of sentences LIKE THIS. i think its a tool for emphasis, prof taught it in RHE306 or something like that.

for real though, ben baller is one of my favorite characters. i mean, hes krn (somehow due to recent events this has turned into a +1, the world is shocked i know), rockin the mr. clean just like my other krn homie (+10), rocking the grossest asian stache last seen on big lo (-8 but in a good way), and he walks around with a bunch of loose diamonds in a diamond covered lockbox (+a bzillion and two big booty brazilian bitches). not to mention he owns a lrg denim jumpsuit (+infiniti and hyori cooking me some bulgolgi after she be done swallowing my babies AY BAY BAY!!):
ill take any excuse to post that again

also in keeping with the krn-ness here is some hyori pictures ive stumbled across:










id pay at least $5 to lick the sweat off her inner thigh. i bet it tastes like strawberry honey. dont front like you wouldnt either. i know sam would!

so anyways thats my tribute to korea's best son and daughter. i think ive exhausted my knowledge about korea in this one post.

wait not yet, one more tangent:
so one of the funniest experiences was walking through the Korea War Memorial. cause its like the most embarrassing thing EVER. korea has been getting raped left and right for a couple millenia. they've pretty much never won shit. they only got independence in the past 40 years thanks to China and the US (North and South, respectively). this explains their tendency to throw down over the most insignificant nonsense. herng called them the france of asia. which is only kinda right. france just surrendered, i think the koreans tried to put up a fight (you know they like to fight), but got owned anyways. i'm not sure which is worse.

4 comments:

Andrew said...

this might be my favorite post thus far on DJC.

except for the video revealing the origin and namesake of this blog, of course.

Sam said...

holler!

Justin said...

those hyori pics took a long time to compile. a man needs to time to recooperate!

Albert said...

Respect the stache. I oughta sue this mofo for trademark infringement.