McOrgy: A Trip Report

So I had read about the McGangBang on UrbanDictionary: a mindmelting combination of Dollar Menu goodness. Obviously, I had to take it to the next step. The next frontier. It's the American way.

Here it goes:

Background: 1 am Monday. I had just woken up from a nap and had not ate dinner.

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This is what I managed to find in my pockets.

Mel coppin out
I tried to get Mel to come but she copped out. Like a WUSS.

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I start heading out of the garage.

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Down 24th

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The Promised Land.

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Of course the D's is packed at 1 am.

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Horrible design idea that should never have made it past incubation.

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I put in my order.

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GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKER!

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Maybe it's jesus telling me something, but the elevators were broken when I got back.

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Started making my way up.

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This doesn't translate very well.

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The two innocent participants have no idea what they're about to go through.

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'Spread it apart...'

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'That's it sweetheart... just relax... it'll feel good... I promise'

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'Almost there...'

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'See that wasn't so bad, was it?'

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'You look so pretty...'

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NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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Verdit:
Honestly, it's exactly what you'd expect. I personally had my hopes a little too high. It tastes like McDonald's. That's the best way I can describe it. I doubt I'm ever gonna try it again. It's like how a guy will lose interest in a girl as soon as he sleeps with her. 'Been there, done that.'

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6 comments:

Melanie said...

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

hit it & quit it? you asshole...

Sam said...

epic dawg. i love mel.

Joanne said...

Best entry I've seen on this entire blog

Albert said...

But its supposed to be a McChicken sandwiched between a double cheeseburger. Either way, this post FTW.

Justin said...

albert, if you wouldve read my post with the focus and attention that it deserved, you would've noticed that i spent the first paragraph tying my innovation with the spirit of the american people.

the mcgangbang is the OG
the mcorgy is version 1.1

MONster said...

hahahahhaha