McOrgy: A Trip Report

So I had read about the McGangBang on UrbanDictionary: a mindmelting combination of Dollar Menu goodness. Obviously, I had to take it to the next step. The next frontier. It's the American way.

Here it goes:

Background: 1 am Monday. I had just woken up from a nap and had not ate dinner.


This is what I managed to find in my pockets.


I tried to get Mel to come but she copped out. Like a WUSS.


I start heading out of the garage.


Down 24th


The Promised Land.




Of course the D's is packed at 1 am.


Horrible design idea that should never have made it past incubation.


I put in my order.


GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKER!


Maybe it's jesus telling me something, but the elevators were broken when I got back.


Started making my way up.


This doesn't translate very well.


The two innocent participants have no idea what they're about to go through.


'Spread it apart...'


'That's it sweetheart... just relax... it'll feel good... I promise'


'Almost there...'


'See that wasn't so bad, was it?'


'You look so pretty...'


NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM



Verdit:
Honestly, it's exactly what you'd expect. I personally had my hopes a little too high. It tastes like McDonald's. That's the best way I can describe it. I doubt I'm ever gonna try it again. It's like how a guy will lose interest in a girl as soon as he sleeps with her. 'Been there, done that.'