McOrgy: A Trip Report
So I had read about the McGangBang on UrbanDictionary: a mindmelting combination of Dollar Menu goodness. Obviously, I had to take it to the next step. The next frontier. It's the American way.
Here it goes:
Background: 1 am Monday. I had just woken up from a nap and had not ate dinner.
This is what I managed to find in my pockets.
I tried to get Mel to come but she copped out. Like a WUSS.
I start heading out of the garage.
Down 24th
The Promised Land.
Of course the D's is packed at 1 am.
Horrible design idea that should never have made it past incubation.
I put in my order.
GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKER!
Maybe it's jesus telling me something, but the elevators were broken when I got back.
Started making my way up.
This doesn't translate very well.
The two innocent participants have no idea what they're about to go through.
'Spread it apart...'
'That's it sweetheart... just relax... it'll feel good... I promise'
'Almost there...'
'See that wasn't so bad, was it?'
'You look so pretty...'
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Verdit:
Honestly, it's exactly what you'd expect. I personally had my hopes a little too high. It tastes like McDonald's. That's the best way I can describe it. I doubt I'm ever gonna try it again. It's like how a guy will lose interest in a girl as soon as he sleeps with her. 'Been there, done that.'
random thoughts.
- “ We’ve played so bad that we actually have something to play for now.”
-Detroit Lions kicker Jason Hanson, on the prospect of the team going 0-16 this season.
good luck with that, with a bunch of teams looking to get into the playoffs (vikings, saints, colts, and packers) left on your schedule. - industrial music will never be bigger than it was with nine inch nails, and of course, rammstein's DU HAST. haha that song is pure awesome.
- some obscure football rules. pretty interesting...someone explain the faircatch kick to me.
- thoughts on 808s and heartbreak: it's alright. it's not as doom and gloom as i thought when i first listened to it (this ones a creeper...it grows on you), but it feels second-rate and put together in a hurry. maybe this is kanye's pinkerton, and look how everyone looks at that album now. i'm holding out hope that i'm right, but i'll be honest, it's not looking good. apparently though, Ye says he'll have another album out by june...
- "I'm really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight."
-Stars center Sean Avery, on ex-gf elisha cuthbert dating Calgary defenseman Dion Phaneuf; according to espn, she also "had been romantically linked to Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens. Avery also dated Rachel Hunter, the former Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model and actress who is now the girlfriend of Los Angeles Kings center Jarrett Stoll." awesome quote, but shit, i'll take dirty thirds. i'm ok with that. - bob stoops can suck a dick, that smug motherfucker.
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